
For the player whose best shot of the day is the joke on his shirt.
Wear one to the range and watch who laughs; the ones who have read the books are your people. Soft tees with golf puns for the range, the replay round and the clubhouse, plus a mesh tee and long-sleeve sun shirts for hot afternoons. Every design hides a verse reference where only you will notice it, and every shirt carries the small flag with a cross from our logo. Every piece is made to order and usually ships in 3–7 business days, plus transit. US shipping is a flat $5.95. All sales are final, so check the size guide on the product page first; if anything arrives damaged or misprinted, email us a photo within 30 days and we will replace it free.

Not All Who Wander Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Speak "Gimme" and Enter Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
The Fellowship of the Bogey Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
You Shall Not Putt Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
A Wizard Is Never Late for His Tee Time Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Elevenses at the Turn Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Many Meetings at the Clubhouse Mesh Tee$39 · Mesh sports tee
The Road Goes Ever On (Cart Path Only) Sun Shirt$74 · Long sleeve sun shirt
Look East at Dawn (First Tee Time) Sun Shirt$74 · Long sleeve sun shirt
Last Seen Heading for the Dark Lands Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
You Shall Not Par Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
You Shall Not Par Women's Relaxed Tee$29 · Women's relaxed tee
Last Seen Heading for the Dark Lands Tee in White$29 · Tee (DTG)
You Shall Not Par Tee in Sky Blue$29 · Tee (DTG)
Fellowship of the Foursome Tee in Mint$29 · Tee (DTG)
The Eagles Are Coming (Par 5s Only) Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
The Annual Cart-Path Fun Run Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Golf, You Fools! The Fore! Tour Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Twilight League Lantern Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Not All Who Slice Are Lost Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Fore Score and Second Breakfast Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Elf Eyes Rangefinder Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Elf Eyes Rangefinder Tee in Navy$29 · Tee (DTG)
I Can Carry Your Bag Caddie Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
The Eagles Are Coming Swing Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)
Par-Tee Business Tee$29 · Tee (DTG)More categories: Golf Hats · Polos & Layers · Towels & Accessories · Art Prints · Shop by Occasion · Shop all merch
First dibs on new drops, plus one drill, one stats tip and one bad golf joke a week. Shorter than a pre-shot routine. No sandbaggers, no spam.